Wednesday, November 21, 2007

A Great Reading And an Urgent Appeal


The only thing missing.

Hello everyone. I am guest blogging today to say how the Pegasus reading last weekend went since Jack couldn't be there. The reading went great! Of course, I was in it so I would say that. However, those of us who frequented the Pegasus readings through the summer may have had something much more ominous on our minds altogether.

I am referring, of course, to the state of affairs regarding Clay Banes' well-known plunging v-neck t-shirt which I have not seen in some time. I fear that Clay Banes' well-known plunging v-neck t-shirt has been so cruelly cast aside that it may be languishing in a state almost akin to death. I think Clay Banes is saying he no longer believes in the bold fashion decision he made. And I think we all know what happens to bold fashion decisions when people stop believing in them. They get used for rags! They get thrown away! They just waste away to tatters and then there's nothing left! However, I think there might still be time for Clay Banes' well-known plunging v-neck t-shirt, because it spoke to me in a dream last night and told me so. Basically, if we all clap our hands and say "I believe in well-known plunging v-neck t-shirts," quietly at first, but then louder and louder, the well-known plunging v-neck t-shirt will come back to life. I am pretty sure this is how it worked for Tinkerbell. Maybe.

Thank you.

1 comment:

savage pig barn said...

and I think we all know what happens to bold fashion decisions when people stop believing in them