Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Pick, Pick, BOOM.


After about three to four days, your new tattoo will start peeling. Whatever you do. NEVER PICK AT A TATTOO! If you pick your tattoo it will look like that one your uncle got when he was high in Saigon, when Johnson was president, with a 12-year-old transvestite hooker, and Charlie was everywhere. Johnson knew where all the bodies were buried. People from Texas know that kind of thing; that's why no one in congress really wants to end any war a Texan starts. If a Texan is running for president, know that there will be a war. If you are high in Saigon, never get a tattoo with a 12-year-old transvestite hooker. If you get a tattoo, make sure to not pick it. Aquaphor helps.