City Hall

This is Councilman Bruce Elder. He’s the tallest person to ever serve on Staunton City Council, maybe on any City Council anywhere. He is a no-nonsense kind of guy who sees both sides of every issue and wants to make the city a better place for everyone.

I like Bruce Elder.

If I’m appointed to City Council tonight, I will be the youngest person to ever serve. I will be the second tallest person to ever serve, too.

You can tell Bruce and the other members of Council to appoint me as often as you’d like. You can come see me get interviews at City Hall at 6pm. It will be epic.

Please reblog and tell a friend. Please tell City Council to appoint me!