Jack Morgan Cures Obesity in America

When I was a kid in America, we would tell Yo Mamma jokes. If yo mamma was really so fat, you would go home crying. Then you would ask yo mamma why she so fat. Yo mamma would cry. She would say, "I'm so fat, I roll over a quarter and a booger pop outta George Washington's nose!"

Then she would start exercising and eating healthier. Then she would make her husband eat less sausage and more wheat germ. Then you, the kid, would be eating healthier, and no one would be fat in America.


Don't thank me;
it's all in a day's work.