Saturday, December 22, 2007
Taking a Stand Against American Women!
The truth is I make much too much fun of American women and their hang-ups. You can say what you want about their propensity to crying and their daddy issues, but I think I am right about a few very distinct things.
You may never tell an American woman that the moon is a spotlight on our city. You can never tell her that stars are plentiful or beautiful. You can tell her that things are magical, but she won't believe it. You can tell her anything, and she won't believe it. American women believe nothing.
You also cannot count on them for anything. Do not count on them for appointments of any kind. If you would like to be stood up, make a date with an American woman. American women have been permitted to behave like children, so what should anyone expect? They treat service personnel like garbage, and that is a crime.
I keep giving them chances because I think I find some redeeming quality in them, but it is not enough to outweigh their culture. And let's face it, they are a product of their culture. American women delight in their child-like behavior. They turn men into children with it. American men love to behave like children, so this works out fine.
I am lost when it comes to love in America. I am lost in America. America does not love me.