Staunton, Virginia is Nice and Smart

I am in Virginia. Please do not sneak into my house and kill Dropsy. He's an innocent in this. Just leave him alone.

There's a college here called Mary Baldwin College. The people who go to Mary Baldwin are very smart. I like them very much. They know about things like William Shakespeare. Last night, they invited me to a party, and someone there spoke German, and someone there knew who Chelsey Minnis is, and someone there knew about ancient religions. They all knew about William Shakespeare and William Shakespeare critics.

They all promised that, if I invited them to stay at my house and go to Cal Shakes or OSF, they would also go to poetry readings and read Sorry for Snake. They also promised to treat Dropsy with the dignity and respect that he deserves.