If you know what's good for you, you will come see two of my favorite poets, Jenny Drai and William Moor at Pegasus Downtown tonight at 7:30. Pegasus is at 2349 Shattuck Ave. in Berkeley, ummm, downtown Berkeley.
Poetry is good for you.
Your bones and muscles need poetry to stay strong.
Your teeth and gums are fortified by poetry.
Poetry is not for children.
If your children get into the poetry, call a physician immediately and flush with water.