Thursday, April 24, 2008
My friends at Venom Literati had a week in which they all blogged about their various celebrity crushes, which was a great week because I hardly knew who any of their celebrity crushes were.
I don't usually like celebrities. And I don't know if she is one, but I have a crush on Jessica Williamson. OK, she's beautiful and everything, but so is everyone. She's intelligent, cares about the environment and animals, very articulate, not American, and gainfully employed by a company I don't think is evil in a position that isn't demeaning. She probably doesn't read poetry, which is a plus, won't think I'm lame for liking things like OTS Star Trek movies or blogging, and would probably love to go see a Shakespeare play. She probably has an S.O., and she probably, like other New Zealanders, hits people in faces with phones and hates the bay area, but she seems like a person who would be fun to drink organic Guatemalan coffee with at Cole.