Remember Stephanie Seymour?
She doesn't remember you either. She was rich when she met Axl Rose. You remember Axl Rose. She was rich and she was beautiful, and she went with Axl. AXL!
She didn't know that poets are better than musicians. We need to get the word out. Tell all your musician friends that they are pieces of crap. And that they stink really bad. And that they aren't as cool as poets.
I mean, Axl Rose was pretty poetic at times with hits like "You Could Be Mine" and "Welcome to the Jungle" but he was never really a poet. What would he do with Stephanie Seymour? He would beat the hell out of her, that's what.
I am going to save up money for an advertising campaign that says,
POETS: WE WON'T BEAT YOU UP IF YOU'RE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL AND MARRY US.
She only married him in the video, but come on.
I'll work on it. Look for this or something similar on a billboard in your town soon. This is for all of us now. Maybe:
POETS: IF YOU'RE RICH AND BEAUTIFUL, PLEASE COME TO A READING.I am sorry I couldn't find a naked picture of Axl for all of you who would have liked that better than Stephanie Seymour.