Tilted Kilt Cometh

They're opening a Tilted Kilt in Harrisonburg in a few weeks. Can you believe it? I'm sure it'll be a huge success. I've always wondered why there wasn't a Hooters or some other Breastaurant in the area. Finally, there's one right around the corner.

Everyone loves young women in skimpy clothing serving them greasy pub food and beer right? I'll probably stop in and have a pint. According to their online menu, they don't seem very vegetarian-friendly. But they are very beer-friendly. I hope corporate lets them put some local beers on tap.

Apparently there are 70 different locations around America. I have only known the one in Vegas. It's kind of like a Hooters with an Irish/Scottish theme. Kind of school-girl, too.

Their website encourages you to join the Kilt Clan, which is a little unfortunate in the south. But most people don't look at things the way I do.

If you see me at Tilted Kilt, say hello and I'll buy you a beer.

My New Bow Tie

I learned how to tie a bow tie from Youtube, Playboy, and a little patience.

A friend named John accidentally bought two bow ties with crossed bones and skulls on them. Rather than send one back, he gave it to me. I've been interested in learning to tie a bow tie for some time now, partly because I've been thinking of making some.  Now I know how to do it. And I think I look pretty good.

Here's the video I used to learn. It's good because it shows the tie from many angles. It was still hard to learn, but now I have a great new skill, and I'm wearing an awesomely bad ass bow tie.