Sunday, October 26, 2014

My Favorite Quotes of the Week

These are really things I heard this week:

Said by a showgirl with a cigarette and an English accent:
"Everything is better with Rock and Roll."

Said by an old lady getting ready to go to a rodeo:
"I've missed out on a lot of life for fear of going to jail."

A friend of mine on Gchat:
"There are men who give women poetry, draw them pictures, and write them songs, but still bitches be playin."

1 comment:

Jack Morgan said...

the last one cracks me up!