Utah Mole Man

Utah Mole Man

The man from the federal derpartment
of mine safety spoke to cameras for nine 9 days
regarding the nine 9 men hidden beneath
crumbling mounds of coal.

The nine men were dead.
The nine men were dead.
The nine men were dead.

Mr. Mole did it.
Mr. Mole murdered all nine men.

He came out of the mountain
and told the cameras
the mountain is still alive.

Seizmic activity shows how
the mountain is still alive.
Tectonic movement is not an issue
here, Mr. Mole.
The mountain moves because it is uncomfortable.

If you’re deep enough. It’s uncomfortable.
When it starts to hurt, tremble.
Mr. Mole wears a tie.
Mr. Mole sent more men to stab at her.

All three died.
All three died.
All three died.