Beverage Adventures and other Musings
you're missing a lot of hair these days...
well I chopped it all off, mang. I didn't want to get hat hair all the time.
Yeah that was my party... The candles actually weren't scented, it was Jack's vagina that was scented and caused the asthmatic exodus. It's okay though, he at least consumed an appropriate amount of vegan food before he left. I also appreciate greatly that I am the nameless gay man in this post. I feel so mysterious like I am the lone gunman on my birthday.
I keep most people nameless until it's clear they don't mind their name being mentioned.
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