Funny Shit for Late Night People, and Natalie Portman's foot fetish

Tact forbids me to say who sent me this, but it was quite a nice thing to come home to so late, coming back from Santa Cruz and the pub. It cracked me up.
I am posting it in the hopes that there are other creatures of the night who may think it funny and that I might still find it funny when the Bob's out.

In other news: did you hear that Natalie Portman has a vegan shoe line now? I think she might be the only mega celebrity I like. I can think of many smaller ones I dig, but she's the only big-timer I think is worth even a passing interest.