I came down with "minor" pneumonia.
"Minor" pneumonia becomes "major" when the person who has it has asthma, too.
That's why I was in the hospital.  That is why I have been "FTW" lately.
I have let a lot of people down due to my illness, which is embarrassing.  I am always embarrassed when I am sick.  When I get embarrassed, I want to crawl into a hole and not speak with anyone.  When I am sick, I usually pretend like I am not.  No one can tell that I am sick until I end up in the hospital.
While I was in the hospital, my computer disappeared.  I am trying to pretend like it wasn't stolen.  It was stolen.
Without a computer, I became dejected.
Luckily, I have access to an old laptop.  I am installing Linux on it.
The computer on which i currently type was "broken" until I stuck Xubuntu on it.  I love Xubuntu.  It works very well.
Thank you to everyone who wondered "WTF."  I am healthy again.  I'm sorry for letting you down.  I am slowly getting back into a writing schedule and catching up with a back log of assignments and projects.
I hope that you are doing well, too.